Tuesday, 25 June 2013

Review: My Life as a White Trash Zombie - Diana Rowland

Angel Crawford is a loser. Living with her alcoholic deadbeat dad in the swamps of southern Louisiana, she's a high school dropout with a pill habit and a criminal record who's been fired from more crap jobs than she can count. Now on probation for a felony, it seems that Angel will never pull herself out of the downward spiral her life has taken.

That is, until the day she wakes up in the ER after overdosing on painkillers. Angel remembers being in an horrible car crash, but she doesn't have a mark on her. To add to the weirdness, she receives an anonymous letter telling her there's a job waiting for her at the parish morgue—and that it's an offer she doesn't dare refuse.

Before she knows it she's dealing with a huge crush on a certain hunky deputy and a brand new addiction: an overpowering craving for brains. Plus, her morgue is filling up with the victims of a serial killer who decapitates his prey—just when she's hungriest!

My thoughts:
This and the trailer for an upcoming movie gave me zombie nightmares, scary ones! But luckily the book wasn't scary ;) No, it was funny and utterly weird.

Angel is a zombie, well she does not know it yet. And yes zombies eat brains, and they rot. Awww the sweet life. Angel was sure a different kind of heroine, street smart, white trash and living with her abusive alcoholic dad. Then she dies and her life turns around...sort of. It worked. I was not sure when I started how it possibly could work, but it does. There are zombies among us, and they crave that juicy grey matter.

The book is about her and her new job. And why a serial killer is hunting people in her town. Romance, well, she has a stupid one and off boyfriend whose ass should be dumped, but I am only giving you all the beginning. More came.

Conclusion:
A funny book. Still zombies are totally gross and I want more.

Cover
Dos Santos!
White trash Zombie #1
Mass Market Paperback, 310 pages
Published July 5th 2011 by DAW
Own Urban Fantasy

45 comments:

  1. I love this series! I also think it's one of the luckiest series in regards to the covers, all the covers kick ass!

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  2. Zombies are definitely not my thing, but I'm much better with a humorous story rather than a scary one, so I think I might be okay with this series!

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    1. These zombies you would totally like :)

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  3. I love Zombies and this sounds hilarious!

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  4. Funny and utterly weird sounds great to me.

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  5. This sounds totally awesome and hilarious! I love the cover too, it's weird but really striking. Definitely going to read this, I'm all about the zombies, and if there's humor, even better!

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    1. Totally creepy too, I see the cigarette as a finger, ugh

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  6. I liked this one as well, I'll have to buy book 2!

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  7. LOL!

    So love the cover of this book. I have it and need to start reading it. You have me wanting to dive in soon. :)

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  8. The covers for this series are so freaking amazing! I read this one and yeah...not scary at all but a little gross lol

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    1. She sure is lucky, all the covers are so cool. All creepy too, lol

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  9. That cover creeps me out, seriously.

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    1. It's well done but I am with you, it freaks me out! Still it's amazing

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  10. LOL! Okay, I hate zombies...working on kinda liking them. ;) But I do have this one and it sounds like a blast to read. :)

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    1. I hate them too, they give me nightmares ;) And still I read

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  11. That cover is so cheesy!! glad you enjoyed it!

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  12. the cover is definitely an attention getter!!

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  13. I can't wait to see what happens next :)

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  14. I have this book on my TBR pile - it looks like great fun!

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  15. "Angel Crawford is a lose"

    lololololol.

    I love this series and yes, the second part is even better!

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    1. Oops, something must have gotten lost when I was copy pasting ;)

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  16. YEAH YEAH YEAH!

    One of my favorite series :) :) :)

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  17. hahahaha this sounds like a hoot! XD

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  18. Nope - no zombies for me.

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  19. I really hate zombies, so no, not reading this.

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  20. That is such an awesome cover! I love zombie anything so I'll have to pick this one up.

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    1. Do pick it up and I hope you will enjoy it

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  21. That cover is both cheesy and disturbing!

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  22. Ack! The cover still freaks me out.

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  23. that cover is freaky, zombies have grown on me over the last few years but still not my fave ... scary zombies give me nightmares lol

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    1. Same here, every freaking time! I had one after starting this one but that could be cos I saw the WWZ trailer

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