Good girls go to Heaven. Bad girls go all the way...
What can be worse than electrocuting yourself while getting ready for your Internet date? Realizing the hot stud you’ve been fondling is the Grim Reaper? Being chased by a sex-crazed bloated, naked corpse?
How about an eternity of more bad hair days and horrific dates? Or lusting after the one guy in all the afterlife whose hydrophobia rivals his fear of commitment?
Yeah, that’s a whole lot worse.
My thoughts:
If this is what people believe heaven is like, then heaven sure sucks. Who would want to go here? UGH!.
So Ash electrocutes herself and dies. She is taken to Heaven and it's glorious. You have your own personal sex-slave...I do not care if "it" was called a valet, that was a freaking sex-slave. And you can pig out without getting fat.
But oh oh! There was a mistake in accounting and she belongs on the second floor, but gets sent to the 12th cos of the mistake. So if the 12th looks exactly like our world, then the other floors in purgatory must SUCK!!! You have to work, go to church and be creepy nice to everyone so that you get credits and can go into heaven. And the lower you are the more time that will take. Seriously working now, and then working for another 2000 years, no thank you.
And that is what Ash has to do, find a job, find friends, find something to eat that is gluten free. And to buy things, you spend credits, so it will take ages to go to heaven. The afterlife sucks, if you have been a totally normal person then yes the afterlife sucks.
But things are looking up. There is a sexy Grim! And then there was the thing that almost made me cry, sheesh, pms much?!
Conclusion:
Still, it was good. If I found freebie 2 then I would read it, but buy it, nah.
Cover
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Kindle Edition, 258 pages
Published July 5th 2014 by Shifting Sands Publishing
Eternally Yours #1
Contemporary romance paranormal
Freebie
I know I am going to hell bc it is so not for me.
ReplyDeleteI am going to hell for snarking on books, so fair
DeleteOMG heaven sounds like a drag! Glad there is a sexy Grim at least. :-)
ReplyDeleteSuch a drag!
DeleteSexy grim reaper, ftw!
ReplyDelete;)
Deletehmmmm. Not my type of heaven, buuut I will not complain if a sexy Grim gets me in the end.
ReplyDeleteHehe, still, sucks being there. At least you can't get preggers when you are dead
DeleteYeah I think I'll pass this one up!
ReplyDelete;) It was free so I read it
DeleteI always think these zany after life books will be funny, but I haven't found one yet that I liked. I think I will pass on this one.
ReplyDeleteWhen I think of it it was more depressing
DeleteSounds like a pretty airy story with a quirky premise, even if the details are a bit iffy I'm glad you had fun.
ReplyDelete~Mogsy @ BiblioSanctum
It was not a serious book, but a fluffy one yes :)
DeleteI liked this one, it was fun. I have book 2 to read.
ReplyDeleteCool :)
DeleteYour Wednesday is half done, so you're halfway through the week! Lucky.
ReplyDeleteFriday is a holiday so it' really Thursday here ;)
DeleteA sexy grim..levels of heaven..sounds like purgatory.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't call that heaven, no way. Hell here I come!
ReplyDeleteLOL
DeleteWell, jeez, what a great concept and what a way to waste it. I feel your disappointment :) As always, a sparkling review!
ReplyDeleteAww thank you as always
DeleteLOL! A personal valet, you say?
ReplyDeleteAye ;) and you can do whatever you want with that person
DeleteA sex slave in heaven?? lol
ReplyDeleteKaren @For What It's Worth
I thought that was kind of weird
DeleteMmm. I'm not sure about this one.
ReplyDelete;) It was free *shrugs*
DeleteWell I surely would be on board with being able to eat everythign I want without gaining. lol
ReplyDeleteOh yeah :D
DeleteHmmmm... Too much going on it sounds like.
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