SWEET
ADVENTURE
Holiday
Epilogue
TEXT
FROM SVEN KLAUS TO ANDI DE LUCA KLAUS:
Hey!
How was your girls’ night out? I heard you and Lucy and Kiana
closed down Dag’s Bar. Good time?
TEXT
FROM ANDI DE LUCA KLAUS TO SVEN KLAUS:
Had
a blast. I love my new sisters-in-law.
REPLY
FROM SVEN:
Dag
said you guys got a little bit wild.
REPLY
FROM ANDI:
We
did Christmas Shooters. Lucy crushed us.
REPLY
FROM SVEN:
Dag
also said you were asking a lot of weird questions about Hendrik.
What’s up with that?
REPLY
FROM ANDI:
Nothing.
Just curious about “elfin culture.”
REPLY
FROM SVEN:
Really?
Coz Dag said you were pestering him about illegal gambling,
production of handmade liquor in the North Pole, and exchange of
stolen goods.
REPLY
FROM ANDI:
Really?
We were just chatting. I can’t remember the topics of conversation.
I was stewed.
REPLY
FROM SVEN:
Uh
huh.
REPLY
FROM ANDI:
What?
REPLY
FROM SVEN:
You
wouldn’t be trying to pursue an investigative piece in Glasdorf.
Would you?
REPLY
FROM ANDI:
Bah.
Gah. Wha?
REPLY
FROM SVEN:
Andi…
REPLY
FROM ANDI:
Gotta
run. I’m curling today with your Dad.
REPLY
FROM SVEN:
K.
Have fun. And Andi…leave Hendrik alone. He’s harmless.
REPLY
FROM ANDI:
Aye
aye cap-i-taine!
REPLY
FROM SVEN:
GROWL!
***Four
Hours Later***
TEXT
FROM SVEN KLAUS TO ANDI DE LUCA KLAUS:
Hey
you. How was curling?
TEXT
FROM ANDI DE LUCA KLAUS TO SVEN KLAUS:
Awesome!
Your dad is super competitive. We made a great team.
REPLY
FROM SVEN:
Glad
to hear it. Anything else happen this afternoon?
REPLY
FROM ANDI:
Nope.
Nothing.
REPLY
FROM SVEN:
Nothing.
REPLY
FROM ANDI:
Yep.
Nothing.
REPLY
FROM SVEN:
Really?
You can’t think of anything else that happened?
REPLY
FROM ANDI:
Not
a thing. *yawn*
REPLY
FROM SVEN:
Interesting.
Coz I got an email from Hendrik.
REPLY
FROM ANDI:
Fudge-sicle.
REPLY
FROM SVEN:
Uh
huh.
REPLY
FROM ANDI:
In
my defense, things were looking REALLY SHADY at Dag’s!
REPLY
FROM SVEN:
Hendrik
said you accused him of illegal gambling, liquor production, and
exchange of stolen goods.
REPLY
FROM ANDI:
Well,
first of all I saw him and Gottlieb playing cards, and then he handed
him a huge sack of…something…at the back of the bar. He looked
suspicious!
REPLY
FROM SVEN:
They
were playing cards. And it was a bag of magik pebbles. That’s the
currency for elves. And it’s totally legal.
REPLY
FROM ANDI:
Fine.
Whatever. Legal-schmegal.
REPLY
FROM SVEN:
What
about the liquor thing?
REPLY
FROM ANDI:
I
saw him take a huge jug out of his backpack and give it to Kurt. Kurt
sniffed it, then took a swig and smiled. And then he handed him
something wrapped in burlap. They were WHISPERING! RED FLAG! RED
FLAG!
REPLY
FROM SVEN:
That
was a jug of homemade eggnog Hendrik made for Kurt’s wife. Egg.
Nog.
REPLY
FROM ANDI:
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. It was an honest mistake.
REPLY
FROM SVEN:
And
the exchange of stolen goods?
REPLY
FROM ANDI:
Hendrik
had vials of something in his pocket, and he looked around the room
furtively before making an exchange with Rolf. Rolf opened a small
box, and I saw something sparkly. Like stolen gems!
REPLY
FROM SVEN:
Hendrik
was exchanging honey from his bee skep for a ring. Rolf is a jeweler.
And elves barter for everything.
REPLY
FROM ANDI:
So
I gather.
REPLY
FROM SVEN:
Are
you going to tell me what happened when you confronted Hendrik?
REPLY
FROM ANDI:
Ugh!
It was so embarrassing. I burst into his cottage and started taking
pictures and peppering him with questions about his suspicious
activity, and…um…
REPLY
FROM SVEN:
And…
REPLY
FROM ANDI:
And
he was proposing to his girlfriend! He’d exchanged the eggnog for a
bottle from Kurt’s champagne collection. And he was offering
Gertrud a sack of glittering magik pebbles and a diamond engagement
ring. And…I wanted to crawl under the Christmas tree and die.
EMBARRASSING!
REPLY
FROM SVEN:
So,
maybe you overreacted a bit.
REPLY
FROM ANDI:
Yeah,
maybe.
REPLY
FROM SVEN:
Hendrik
wasn’t mad. He said you made their engagement evening
“unforgettable.”
REPLY
FROM ANDI:
He
and Gertrud sent me home with gingerbread cookies, eggnog, and some
magik pebbles. Cripes.
REPLY
FROM SVEN:
I
think you need a new project.
REPLY
FROM ANDI:
I
already started one. I’m writing about the history of eggnog for
the ELFIN HOLIDAY NEWSLETTER. If you hurry home, you can help me with
the taste test.
REPLY
FROM SVEN:
On
my way. Love you, Pit Bull!
REPLY
FROM ANDI:
Love
you, Shaggy Lion! xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
THE
END
For
a fun holiday shot, try the LAYERED CHRISTMAS SHOOTER. Link here
at the Food Network!
MERRY
CHRISTMAS!
Love,
Penny
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And a note from me, today we celebrate Xmas here so I am taking the chance to wish everyone a
MERRY CHRISTMAS
Now on to food, too much candy and pressies
(The "santa" I believed in as a kid...they might still be out there! ;)
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